UNLOAD THE TOADS!


"ADOPT-A-TOAD" LIQUIDATION SALE

Attention, everyone! The weather is about to turn cold, and many toads living in boxes like the one pictured above are in danger of freezing. They are surprisingly adaptive creatures - although licking them won't get you anywhere, they are quite useful for drinking games when "Asshole" and "Circle of Death" have been overplayed like Li'l Jon.

An incredible opportunity now is yours to adopt your very own copy of the legendary Toads of Fun for the suggested retail price of $15 - shipping included! The Toad Man has authorized this holiday inventory reduction so that some of his toads might find a home for the winter. Opportunities like this just don't come along very often.

But that's not all! Included with your adoption papers at no additional charge is the Toad Essentials Pack - this 8 x 10 photo autographed by the Toad Man himself (a true collector's item) and your very own authentic Steak 'n Shake cup for mixing and stylishly holding a Stomach Rotter (TM) or another noxious concoction for your Toads-related drinking game (suggested rule: you get splashed off your lilly pad. you take a shot whatever death has been mixed in the cup until it's gone - then make another one!).

So what are you waiting for? There are thousands of lonely toads out there sitting in their box waiting for you to give them a home. Operators (aka me and the Toad Man) are standing by. To adopt your toad, simply comment in response to this post.

Hurry before they've all hopped away!