CB Royalty: David and the Amazing 100% Duct Tape Wallet

I can't believe I never thought of this - I used to just add layers of Scotch tape to an otherwise intact worn pleather wallet. My friend and store manager David Flood has just taken cheap bastardry into a new stratosphere. See, he never even bothered with a prefabricated wallet; rather, he noted that the intrinsic properties of duct tape allow it to form around whatever shape it surrounds. Thus, he created a four-compartment wallet in which to store his life, but then decided to keep it simple and just stuff it all together in one Costanza-esque lump. In the words of Denzel the American Gangster, "My man!"