CB Disaster!

Cheap Bastards are everywhere - you just have to keep your eyes open. En route to a cheap lunch buffet (lunch is ALWAYS cheaper) including all the sushi you can eat, I came across this poor fellow whose beat up old washing machine saw an opportunity for a better life and seized it, escaping from his pickup bed in the middle of a busy intersection. It was this gentleman's great misfortune that my friend Tim and I were both pinned in the back seat of a coupe behind two inanimate carbon rods...err females, since we'd have otherwise been happy to help. As the Code of the Cheap Bastard (Coming Soon) states, "A CB must always help another CB in distress - as long as it doesn't cost you anything".

Final Thought: Those $1 generic clearance tie-down straps sold at your local Ace Hardware are always a wise and worthwhile investment.