THE TOADVAN CHRONICLES

Hi, I'm Ted - a.k.a. "Toadman" (thanks, Ryan!). Well, it was another year and time for another move, and sure enough my eldest tadpole convinced me to swim on down in my trusty Toadmobile yet again. I love driving in 90-degree heat with no air conditioning. Even better, I had to throw rocks at Ryan's window for an hour before he woke up. I feel so lucky to be able to unload all this crap you see above ALL BY MYSELF (Ryan's not coming back for a few more days). But hey, I'm the Toad Man - it's what I do. To see the Toadmobile in action, I highly recommend you CLICK ON THE PICTURE above. It's been rear-ended, sideswiped, had it's roof rack knocked off, been towed countless times, run out of gas on the highway, blown a tire out on the tollway, and survived multiple thankless moves and teenage drivers, so no discarded beer bottle was going to keep it from doing its job! Yes, sir, just another day in the life of Toadman & Toadvan.

Enjoy,


Toadman