Happy Halloween!

It's very important to get exercise this Halloween season, what with the days getting shorter and colder and all. Thus, may we humbly recommend the Dominican Jumping Jacks - demonstrated by yours truly at left - or the Big Mak's patented Pump 'n' Dump (at right). Both of these trace their origins to quite possibly the worst video ever released straight to DVD - The Sammy Sosa Story (circa 1999). If demand is sufficient, I may at a later date post instructional videos for how and when to best employ these - and other - classy animated maneuvers derived from low-budget cartoons.